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Monday 28th January 2008 04:31:00 PMYeah yeah yeah I know I've not been updating .. I've been trying some time management things out and it's all bullshit it doesn't work or maybe I don't let it work but either way here we are back to square one as always.
So I could put loads of things on here such as Abz texting me and saying he's going to find a new buddy because this one isn't very active in the girl hunting department. I told him all in due time and if he ever thinks of mentioning of replacing me ever again then I will have no choice but to put an end to this old time relationship. Also, that he had offended me deeply and should consider himself very lucky for us to be one again. (Samajdarr larka howsh may agayah varrna ...)
Anyway because I've not been posting regular I thought it'd be an idea to check my blog stats just to see if anyone visits this place anymore, and to my surprise everything was about average (not drastically less than before - hence decided to post). While I was doing so I clicked on "Keyword Analysis" and had a chuckle over some of the keywords (duh) used to find this blog:
sleeping walking/talkingIt's happened to me more times than I care to mention, often finding myself in the bog in the middle of the night. But shit happens what can you do ...
who shall i give my love toOh I dunno, the highest bidder maybe? Or throw it around like a frisbee to whoever wants to play, the worst scenario is you'll get it back in the chest, that can't be all that bad right?
bullshit moviesThey're all fcuking bullshit, I've made a pact not to watch any more. The story lines are lame, the actors/actresses are snobby shits who don't know real life at all. Can't be arsed with 'em anymore.
i love baba aliAww ain't that nice? I remember when I went to one his talks, a guy asked him if he was married or not (yes a guy! and he got laughed at haha). Baba Ali tactically avoided the question, can't even remember what his reply was - me thinks he might aswell become an MP.
kitkat peanut londonLondon IS a kitkat peanut, and how is searching google for food going to help?
gay muslim allowedYes they are, no they're not, yes they are, no they're not ... (you get the idea). I asked my little sister Sanna who's 8 years old and she says they're not, but what I'm trying to say is your opinion will change depending on who you ask.
why do chavs put their hands down their pantsOh boy that's a toughie. There's only one way to find out for sure and that certainly ain't here.
found out i smokeShit, I hate it when that happens. One minute you're standing there and the next you're blowing smoke from a baccy stick and then all of a sudden you're like "Damn fuck why I am always the last one to find out?!"
slept with sister in the same bedEr ... I hope you're her younger sister
sexy savile dewsburyI've lived here all my life and believe me when I say it's not so sexy!
roflmao!!!!! U r too funny!