Abz on Smoking

Friday 19th January 2007 07:19:17 PM

Y'know my uni and local mate Abz is a weird character and I think I should have a "Abzs sayings" category somewhere 'cos he is always chatting some funny shite. Take today for example ...

(In the car, on the way to uni and Abz is sleep deprived)

Abz: (Reaching in his jacket pocket for some cigarettes) Tos, you want a fag?
Me: Nah man, I'm k
Abz: (Sparking up) What is happening these days, Tos is saying no to a fag (a rarety I must admit)
Me: Oh pathay na, you shouldn't smoke man
Abz: Yeah ... The problem is they sell 'em in the shops
Me: Yeah so? They sell a lot of stuff, that doesn't mean you have to buy it
Abz: They should ban 'em in the shops
Me: That's a bit hardcore isn't it?
Abz: Ya see that way I wouldn't buy any
Me: They're not gonna do that, don't be stupid man
Abz: There should be a protest about selling cigs in shops, I would go
Me: You wouldn't go to no protest, I know you ... we ain't no protesters
Abz: I so would go, with a big banner saying 'no cigs in shops!' in red writing, I'd be jumping up and down like a nutter
Me: Oh shut up man, you would never
Abz: Yeah I would, with a cig in the other hand

and then after finishing his cig ...

"I'm awake now"

Posted by Piniyini

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Sat 20th Jan 07 12:56:17 AM 1 Tdh: Awesome :D
Sat 20th Jan 07 11:43:10 PM 2 Icedmocha: Joker!
Wed 24th Jan 07 02:36:45 PM 3 Abz: You best not be callin me a joka!!!
Wed 24th Jan 07 05:08:48 PM 4 Icedmocha: abz~ ahaha nd wot if i am?
Wed 24th Jan 07 05:28:05 PM 5 Abz: u gettin funny???
i'll cum ova an turn u into cuppacino.
Dnt get funny yea.
Thu 25th Jan 07 01:50:58 AM 6 No One: "Me: Oh shut up man, you would never
Abz: Yeah I would, with a cig in the other hand" ---> LOL...your friend rocks...thanks for coming around to my blog...so you have added me on your blog roll...sweet...keep blogging...see ya :)

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