Funny Ebay Song

Tuesday 1st February 2005 10:31:00 AM

I dont know how long this has been around, but I've only just discovered it and I think it's great. It's sang in the theme of The BackStreet Boys 'I Want It That Way'.

Just click 'Play' below:

Funny Ebay Song: play clip

Lyrics to 'The Ebay Song':

A used ... pink bathrobe
A rare ... mint snowglobe
A Smurf ... TV tray
I bought on eBay

My house ... is filled with this crap
Shows up in bubble wrap
Most every day
What I bought on eBay

Tell me why (I need another pet rock)
Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm clock)
Tell me why (I bid on Shatner's old toupee)
They had it on eBay

I'll buy ... your knick-knack
Just check ... my feedback
"A++!" they all say
They love me on eBay

Gonna buy (a slightly-damaged golf bag)
Gonna buy (some Beanie Babies, new with tag)
(From some guy) I've never met in Norway
Found him on eBay

I am the type who is liable to snipe you
With two seconds left to go, whoa
Got Paypal or Visa, what ever'll please ya
As long as I've got the dough

I'll buy ... your tchotchkes
Sell me ... your watch, please
I'll buy (I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy ...)
I'm highest bidder now

(Junk keeps arriving in the mail)
(From that worldwide garage sale) (Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray)
(Hey! A Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray)
Oh yeah ... (I bought it on eBay)

Wanna buy (a PacMan Fever lunchbox)
Wanna buy (a case off vintage tube socks)
Wanna buy (a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre, Dr. Dre)
(Found it on eBay)

Wanna buy (that Farrah Fawcett poster)
(Pez dispensers and a toaster)
(Don't know why ... the kind of stuff you'd throw away)
(I'll buy on eBay)

What I bought on eBay-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y

The song is from an album called Poodle Hat (never heard of them untill now).

Posted by Piniyini in Funny Audio, eBay

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Fri 29th Apr 05 07:55:00 PM 1 Sum1: This song is clever and suits ebay right up 2 a t!!!
Sat 30th Apr 05 08:18:00 PM 2 Stacey: dis sng iz weird bt kwl lol! i luv my sxy bf matt 4eva n eva!!! lvya xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Tue 3rd May 05 07:54:00 PM 3 Ivory: LOL this song is fuckin awsome and it sounds like ebay and yea
Wed 4th May 05 04:46:00 PM 4 Katie: Very cool song and lyrics lol well dun!
Fri 6th May 05 12:10:00 PM 5 Kinky Karlie: I fink dis song is wicked its such a fat tune! I love Nicholls 4eva + 4life + always will do! I love u Nicholls if ur listening! Karliexxxxxxx;)
Sat 7th May 05 11:57:00 PM 6 Laura: this is fkin well gd jelybnz yeah 2 ryt bring it out in the chartz now put that at the top of ur list kk listen 2 me u need to!!!!!
Thu 26th May 05 03:45:00 AM 7 Darkruler123: this song kis so kewl!!! i kwill marry it
Tue 31st May 05 04:51:00 PM 8 Nothing: COOL!!!
Thu 5th May 05 03:38:00 PM 9 Hyped Up Peep: This is ace keep the ones like this one cumin. ITS SERIOUSLY KOOL. I MEEN IT
Sun 15th May 05 06:09:00 PM 10 Wicked: hey dis is sooooooo kwl i cant believe u thought it up its totally kwl, keep it cummin lol wicked
Sun 29th May 05 05:09:00 AM 11 A Weird Person: This is one of the good songs of Weird Al, ah, such a great man. My role idol!
Fri 5th Aug 05 03:46:00 AM 12 Loserhore: great song
Sun 10th Apr 05 02:35:37 PM 13 Anonymous: hey this song is totally cool!
Sun 10th Apr 05 02:36:16 PM 14 Anonymous: i love this song r u bring it out in the charts & on the radio?
Sun 10th Apr 05 02:37:20 PM 15 Amy: omg how did u get the lyrics to this song its so mental the other 2 people r rite !
Wed 13th Apr 05 10:20:51 PM 16 Pinklady: This song iz like so kl bns!!!
I love it so much its just on repeat now!!!
Sat 23rd Apr 05 05:46:35 PM 17 Anonymous: Super song its so right. Couldnt be more true!!!!
Sun 24th Apr 05 07:31:58 AM 18 Bianka: this song iz cool can u make more love ya all ????
Fri 21st Oct 05 11:05:49 PM 19 Anonymous: THIS SONG IS TH BOMB.COM
Tue 29th Nov 05 10:35:34 PM 20 Anonymous: wierd al yankovic song rule!!
Mon 16th Jan 06 03:19:35 AM 21 Babui: very awesome song perfect for ebay.. lol..
Sun 12th Feb 06 02:50:42 AM 22 Maddenpro: this song is fuckin awesome!!!!!
Sun 12th Feb 06 02:23:38 PM 23 Anonymous: this song is so cool
Sat 18th Feb 06 01:46:09 AM 24 Gurl: Funky yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Sat 18th Feb 06 05:24:46 AM 25 Gurl: I Love ebay and the backstreat boy thank you!
Fri 3rd Mar 06 09:25:53 PM 26 Zack: i love ashley coollll
Thu 30th Mar 06 02:07:20 AM 27 Anthony: I love that song very very cool
Sat 1st Apr 06 05:24:42 PM 28 Zack: sale form eaby its cooooollllllllllllllllll cooooooooooooolll
Mon 15th May 06 02:28:40 PM 29 Zooyork: gay....very
Mon 15th May 06 02:28:50 PM 30 Sano: This song i funny, even though i hate them i like this song. . . .sort of.
Mon 15th May 06 02:31:17 PM 31 Neko: This song is awesome! It seriously made my day! I am on the floor cracking up and laughing my head off! Ask any of my friends! ;)
Mon 15th May 06 02:32:22 PM 32 Sano: Seriously neko fell over!
Mon 15th May 06 02:33:25 PM 33 Urmom: FUCK
Mon 15th May 06 02:34:15 PM 34 Urmom: DAMN IT
Mon 15th May 06 06:37:47 PM 35 Steven: thats gay
Mon 15th May 06 06:39:05 PM 36 Steven: jk its alright but gay:(
Mon 15th May 06 06:40:12 PM 37 Steven: backstreet boys suck but its funny
Thu 25th May 06 06:34:16 PM 38 Andrew: This is a great way to make fun of the Backstreet Boys. hahahahahahahahahahha This is the funniest song ever!
Sat 27th May 06 01:03:43 AM 39 Jameson: funny.very very funny.
Wed 31st May 06 04:40:45 AM 40 Marlaina: THIS SONG ROCKS 4LYF U SHOULD PUT IT ON THE CHARTS LUV U KYLE4EVA MISSU HEAPS LUV U XOXOXO LUV ALL MY FRIENDS BEC EMILY RACHEL EBONY NAOMI GRANT ARLAINA BB4LYF MWAH
Wed 31st May 06 04:43:05 AM 41 Marlaina: LOVE U GRANT HOPE WE STAY 2GEATHER4EVA LUV THIS SONG LOVE YA GRANT MWAH XOXOXOXOXO
Sun 4th Jun 06 04:39:55 AM 42 Sup Dog: thats so coollllllll llllllllll
Sun 4th Jun 06 04:42:47 AM 43 Sup Dog: itsssssssss so colllllllllllllllllllllllll
Wed 7th Jun 06 03:00:06 AM 44 Minty_babe2006 At Hottie: THIS SONG ROX
Fri 9th Jun 06 10:50:04 AM 45 Lloyd: nice one for fiding his one, ts cool
Sat 10th Jun 06 09:39:21 AM 46 Monkey Butt: I hat ebay with a passion,but this crap is funny.
Tue 20th Jun 06 09:03:24 PM 47 Gurl: hey i like ebay grrrrrrr and i used to like the backstreetboys so b nice u meany head
Tue 20th Jun 06 09:04:22 PM 48 Sup Dog: that was the weired sis ok she's dumm
Tue 20th Jun 06 09:05:07 PM 49 Nitty: so getto yo thats totaly pimpin yo
Tue 20th Jun 06 09:05:36 PM 50 Nitty: so pimpin yo coolest song ever
Tue 20th Jun 06 09:06:37 PM 51 Sup Dog: that was the 50 collllllllllllllllstttttttttttttt no the best song ever
Wed 21st Jun 06 03:34:19 AM 52 Marny: THIS SONG LIKE ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOZ\X
Wed 21st Jun 06 03:35:37 AM 53 ..... minty_babe2006hotmail.com: this song is like kool lolz
Mon 17th Jul 06 03:27:30 AM 54 Bob: great song ya" no i love this song!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tue 15th Aug 06 02:52:52 PM 55 Sammy: Hreat song A+++ LOL!!
Mon 4th Sep 06 02:28:01 PM 56 Steve67: This song is GREAT A++++ it's so right for many of thoses ebayers.
Mon 4th Sep 06 02:30:42 PM 57 Shazza59: This song is just right for my son-inlaw, he will snipe you with just 2 secs to go.
Mon 4th Sep 06 02:32:23 PM 58 Geprgia: THIS SONG REALLY ROCKS LOVIN IT A++++++++ JUST DOWNLOADED IT.
Mon 4th Sep 06 02:34:44 PM 59 Georgia: I LOVE THIS SONG, LISTEN TO IT ALOT, IT'S JUST LIKE MY DAD, I CALL HIM THE E-BAY MAN, LOVE YA DAD, JUST KEEP BIDDIN XXXXXX
Mon 16th Oct 06 06:41:18 PM 60 Kelisa: dis is so kwl. i only found out bout it yestadai by mi sis! its bare funni!
Mon 16th Oct 06 06:44:05 PM 61 Oleraundajakunji Oncaptoryaiy: this is very good. i am from niguria. i have moved from niguria to england and i no about it because my new freinds told me about it.
Mon 16th Oct 06 06:46:08 PM 62 Oyankabosa Rasynuiots: very funny. very good.... it is even better than robbin hood.
Mon 16th Oct 06 06:48:45 PM 63 Irannyreayundi: very good indead. people in niguria have never heared a song like this!
Tue 17th Oct 06 11:26:20 AM 64 Lola: this song is really specially when they are very seriouse...lol and this guy sang it in our audition at school!!! soo good
Wed 10th Jan 07 02:49:09 AM 65 Dit carracedriverkol.com: FUNNIEST SONG EVER
Thu 25th Jan 07 10:40:36 PM 66 Lucy: 1 song you rock
Sun 4th Feb 07 01:24:58 AM 67 Josh: this song is sooo cool me and the buds were singing it all night after the super bole
Sat 2nd Jun 07 12:34:49 PM 68 Monica: awwsome
no doubt about it
im singing along with the lyrics
tehe
Fri 6th Jul 07 07:03:23 AM 69 Jo Mama: rofl this song rocks :D
Wed 18th Jul 07 09:40:09 PM 70 Tyler: this song is sooooooo cooooooooool ibut it on eaby
Wed 18th Jul 07 09:43:24 PM 71 Tyler: i buyt it on eaby ill have a pink roooob and a smow gloob i buyt it on eaby ill snip you in out in 1 secint left i buyt it on eaby and ill geting eaby eaby eaby eaby eaby aeby eaby eaby eaby eaby is soooo coool
Wed 18th Jul 07 09:45:00 PM 72 Tyler: ill snip you out with 1 sec left and ill buy it on eaby illhave buble rap
Sat 22nd Mar 08 05:23:30 PM 73 Niicole: clever how they thought of the lyrics! funny but really strange why you would want to sing about ebay?! but hey whatever floats their boat!
Sat 22nd Mar 08 05:26:43 PM 74 Nicole.i.love.you: i never want to hear you say, this song is well gay!
jellytot ure mah best matee,, nnd i still lovee yoo and i alwais will lovee yoo babe,, xx
Tue 22nd Apr 08 08:56:21 AM 75 Sanjay kevingeniusdevil.com: This song is great it's so right for many of thoses ebayers.
Tue 22nd Apr 08 08:56:25 AM 76 Sanjay kevingeniusdevil.com: This song is great it's so right for many of thoses ebayers.
Mon 2nd Jun 08 03:51:02 AM 77 Kevin Liu: U ARE ONE HELL OF A FUCKIN SHIT NOW U COPY EBAY SONG AND IM GONNA KICK UR ASS
Sun 22nd Jun 08 07:02:55 PM 78 Sexy Boy kevinmpeoplescom.net: you rock dudes do you just lip sing or wat u rok that song and that was my cusins firt time to hear it an dme and my best friend listen 2 it a lot YOU ROCKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sat 8th Nov 08 10:51:33 PM 79 Kim Briggs: dis tune is sick and it so like ebay!! keep it real
Tue 23rd Jun 09 11:42:58 AM 80 Jayman: it is amazing

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